Bonus: Costa Rica (2013 Cerros de Escazú 21k)

(foreground) Pa, Ma, Me, (background) Challenge

(foreground) Pa, Ma, Me, (background) Challenge

In the last two months I’ve been putting in some time on the trails to prepare for the two ultramarathons I intend to finish this summer.  Once a week I leave the hard pavement of Chicago’s lake front path for the more secluded dirt paths of the Palos Forest Reserve in hopes of strengthening my legs in ways that repetitive road running can’t.  But though it’s genuinely trail running that I’ve been doing, I haven’t exactly made it a difficult experience.  Sure, there is more elevation and some rocks and roots to dodge, but the trails I’ve chosen haven’t been very technical.  It’s partly my fault because I haven’t really sought out other options.  Despite this, my limited experience with trails has helped me become a stronger runner, not just in how much punishment my legs can take, but in how much confidence I have that I can finish these daunting races.

So when I found myself in Costa Rica for a close friend’s wedding, I decided to try and hit up the local trail running circuit and bolster my trail résumé with an international event.  I found one called Cerros de Escazú which had 21km (half marathon) and 10k race options.  I signed up for the half and convinced Chori, another friend of mine from high school, to sign up for the 10k.

Packet Pickup / Race Start in San Antonio de Escazú

Packet Pickup / Race Start in San Antonio de Escazú

It soon became clear that we had signed up for a famously difficult race.  That was apparent in the race title, which means “Mountains of Escazú.”  San José, the capital of Costa Rica, was built in the middle of a valley and while some of the surrounding mountains appear to rise gradually from the ground, those that overlook Escazú rise dramatically and tower over the city.  I knew all of this when I signed up but assumed that the race would take place around the base of the mountain.  I was expecting a few climbs, soft mountain dirt and at least a little technical hopscotch.

I was very, very mistaken.

0414_cerrosdeescazu 08Everyone else, family and friends alike, seemed to be aware of just how awful it was going to be.  My sister cautioned me that it had pretty much everything I couldn’t simulate in the last 6 months: elevation, mountains and the tropical climate.  There had also been an unusual heat wave going through San José and it wasn’t going to stop for a small race of just a few hundred people.  Family members who lived in Escazú gave me concerned looks just when I told them where it started.  But as I ate a delicious pasta meal with everyone the night before, I talked about the next day’s challenge with enough sangfroid to calm a 90-pound linebacker.  Because if we’re being honest, I get a definite rush of excitement and pride when people tell me what I’m about to do is nuts.  I knew the race would be tough – that’s why I picked it over a flat 10k happening a few miles away.  But I also knew I would finish it, come what may.

Of course, it wouldn’t be easy.

I was at the starting area in San Antonio de Escazú with my parents about an hour before the start of the race.  While Escazú has for a long time been the more posh area of San José, with designer stores and plenty of US restaurant franchises, the town plaza in San Antonio was nothing like that.  Packet pickup was in front of the local church on a soccer pitch, which was surrounded by a wall that had been carved with images of carretas, campesinos and bueyes, hallmarks of the small country’s rich cultural heritage.  Locals gathered around small pulperías, música charanga echoed out of restaurants, the clamor of the city (bulla) far below.

Chori and I at the start

Chori and I at the start

With my bib pinned to my shorts and a Camelbak slung over my shoulders, it was almost time to go.  My uncle Randy had showed up at the starting line with his two adorable daughters and quickly mapped out what the course was like.  The event’s Facebook page had a rudimentary diagram of the route but I didn’t delve too much into it.  But Randy found out, probably from a seasoned veteran, and quickly pointed to a nearby peak.

“That’s where you’re going now, and then you go to that one,” he said, pointing from one peak to the next with a sinister grin.  I, on the other hand, had more of a nervous smile as I stared at the rising earth before me.

“I’m putting this on airplane mode so you don’t waste the battery,” Randy said as he stuffed a phone in the Camelbak.  “Take a picture at the point where you lose all energy (fundirse) so the geo-tracking can mark it.”

I knew he was only half joking.  You couldn’t stare up at the cerros without a lot of concern.  The night before I had predicted a three-hour finish, taking into account the trail, the altitude and potential heat.  But I hadn’t counted on the race course going, to put it scientifically, balls to the wall.  The organizers weren’t kidding around – we were going straight up and for a long time.  Chori had read somewhere that it was the toughest race in the country after Chirripó, which would be the North American equivalent of Mt. McKinley.

Me embarqué, I thought.  Definitely more than I could confidently chew.

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The race started surprisingly on time.  A bright orange arch had been inflated over the street and a crowd had gathered underneath.  The announcer fired off a few last-minute warnings and directives before sounding the horn.  The first few strides were on asphalt as we left the main city center.  Randy was at the start and took a video of the field.  Less than two minutes into the race, we were going uphill.  Not just gradually uphill, but straight up, feel your shoes on your toes uphill.  I told Chori I’d run with him until the 10k turnaround so up we went together, the sun beating down on our backs, sweat already dripping onto the black road below.

Laugh at how much taller I am than everyone else:

“Falta muuuucho!” a revelrous runner yelled from behind us.  At the time, I couldn’t tell if what he said was a question (“Is there a lot left?”) or a statement (“There’s a lot left!”).  It was the worst time to hear such a comment because the race was already difficult, with absolutely nothing behind us and all of it still to come.  To add to the challenge, we had started at 4,000 feet, the air already feeling slightly thinner than Chicago’s sea-level oxygen.  We were plodding upwards on our toes to the tune of a 14-minute mile, many runners already walking.  Some were even walking as fast as I was running.  For those first two miles I contemplated taking a walk break but soon learned that doing so, for an ineffable reason that I’m sure has a simple physiological explanation, was more fatiguing than running.

Still climbing, Chori on the left in the blue shirt

Still climbing, Chori on the left in the blue shirt

I eventually had to take a break, so I walked to the side of the road and took a few pictures.  My shirt was almost completely soaked in sweat by then.  We had passed an aid station where volunteers had tins full of bolis, plastic water pouches whose corners you bite to open.  Every race I’ve done in Costa Rica has them and last year’s Miami Half Marathon implemented them to much acclaim from its Latin American contingent.  They’re useful because they’re much easier to carry without spillage than cups and much easier for the volunteers to transport.

The road soon turned to dry dirt and rocks, but the slope stayed the same.  Every new turn meant another climb, another dashed hope that we had somehow miraculously made it to the top.  My visor was soaked, dripping with every footfall, sweat sliding off my elbows with every thrust of my arms.  Although the heat was tolerable, there were many stretches where we couldn’t hide from the sun.  I was using my calves like they had never been used before and my forefoot was getting far too comfortable with being the only part touching the ground.

Por dicha he estado practicando en esa cuesta por mi choza,” Chori said as he strode onward.  Despite being a lifelong athlete, he too was struggling to avoid the dreaded uphill walk.

Finally flattens out, but the rest of the climb looms ahead.

Finally flattens out, but the rest of the climb looms ahead.

Around mile 3, at long last, it seemed like we had found a brief respite.  The course flattened out and even dipped downward a bit.  We had reached the top of a ridge connecting the different peaks and on both sides were majestic views of Costa Rica.  To my right were endless mountains draped in jungle, to my left the entirety of San José.  This is what it was like to look left and right:

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After taking a few pictures, I noticed that the 10k “escape” route was ahead, so I waited for Chori and said goodbye.  He turned downhill and I continued onward into a single-track trail that was barely wide enough for one person.  I was alternating between looking up and down because while I was trying to avoid roots and rocks, I had to also be mindful of branches.  I was the tallest person at the race so I’d be facing more obstacles than anyone else.

Just before the 10k "escape"

Just before the 10k “escape”

0414_cerrosdeescazu 24I was keeping a constant 14-minute pace, wondering whether I’d be able to maintain it as we continued climbing.  It wasn’t long before I’d get my answer.  Around mile 4, the path reached the edge of a dropoff, with nothing but barbed wire stopping a potential fall.  Though everyone slowed down at this vertiginous section, all runners became walkers upon reaching a canyon-like hiking trail carved straight into the mountain as if by a giant axe.  The ground was a damp, orange dirt, with ground leaves adding to the instability.  My hands were given the unusual task of doing something during a race as I had to hoist myself up numerous times with tree trunks and exposed roots.  I could go no faster than the person directly ahead of me, whose shoes were at my eye level.

Up and up we continued, the jungle getting thicker, the air thinner and my heartbeat pounding in my head.  We weren’t moving fast at all, but even if we wanted to speed up, there was no room to pass.

“Di qué, yo pensé que esto era una carrera?!” the runner in front of me said, prompting a few laughs from those ahead of him.  Not long after, he would yell “Falta muuuucho!” and I realized it was the same person from the first mile.  He didn’t sound or look tired, but like everyone else, kept a slow pace as he marched with the rest of us like ants up the trail.  It was around this point that I started getting worried about missing my flight.  I had to be at the airport in three hours.  Would I have enough time to finish, go home and shower?  Miles were now taking upwards of twenty minutes to complete and I still had more than halfway to go.  If I could just make it to the top …

Google Earth Rendering of the Top of the Cerros de Escazú 21k

Google Earth Rendering of the Top of the Cerros de Escazú 21k.  Toward the top, the jungle really was as thick as it looks.

Sí, efectivamente falta muuuuucho.

Sí, efectivamente falta muuuuucho.

The top of the climb did eventually arrive, but I do not remember it.  I suppose I was expecting a simple, rounded peak, over which I’d run with my arms thrown above me and eventually descend.  But instead, the trail simply stopped climbing and soon I was leaning back, pounding the dirt with my quads, using my hands to swing around trees and stop myself from going too fast.  It was here that I saw how much experience these runners had with downhill running.  For though we were hiking in single file uphill at the same pace, I very quickly lost those ahead of me as the ground dropped.

And somehow, I wasn’t going fast.  I could hear the rapid fire of my feet hitting the dirt, the split second of panic while airborne, quickly searching for the next rock to avoid without going off trail.  The world was passing by me one obstacle at a time, but my pace was still registering in the twenties.  It took me a few minutes to realize the steepness of the slope was responsible for my slow pace.  I couldn’t run consistently downhill, opting instead for a series of short bursts as I’d face each individual obstacle.  I was using my arms more than I had ever used them during a race, pushing branches out of the way, bracing my fall against trunks and slapping mosquitoes off my skin.  The dirt path quickly became another dirt half pipe, which had me running from wall to wall as if on a swing.  It was fun at times, but I was a little concerned.  I was already feeling a pinch in my quads with every step and I didn’t dare imagine what shade of purple my toenails were adopting.

The start of the downhill

The start of the downhill

The thick jungle soon changed into what looked like pines, the dry dirt below almost from another climate.  There was no longer a discrete path to take, but a general wooded area with large rocks and lumps of earth making a smooth descent almost impossible.  The trees in this section looked like their lowest branches had been sawed off, leaving four inch spikes right where my hands would have gone to stop a fall or during a break.  It definitely felt like I was in a video game and I was facing continuously more difficult levels.

Soon after, the course became considerably less precipitous.  But this convenience was countered by the large rocks that made up its surface.  I couldn’t run or even walk without considering every single step I was taking.  I would miss the flat side of a rock and accidentally dig a sharp point into the ball of my foot, a quick stab of pain preceding a loud curse.  More than one false step caused my ankles to roll inward slightly.  I was very relieved when the path once again became soft dirt, only to see it start climbing again.  I clipped a root and fell three large, booming steps forward before catching myself.  On the downhill, my left foot slipped from beneath me on a patch of loose dirt and I threw my hands behind me to stay upright.  Besides those quick incidents, I stayed upright for the remainder of the race.

0414_cerrosdeescazu 28Down and down I continued, each step increasing the acid building up in my quads and the ache in my foot.  We had spilled out of the jungle and into what looked like empty lots covered in overgrown grass.  After sliding down a few slopes, we made it back to black asphalt.  The road felt tough on my feet after 10 or so miles of dirt, grass and mud.  Though downhill, I couldn’t go much faster than a 9-minute pace.  Locals were out, walking on the street, most likely on their way to Sunday mass.  I passed several dogs who barely noticed I was there.  I kept rotating my visor to protect me from wherever the sun was, the only movement I made for the next three miles besides move my feet and bite into water pouches.

I took my phone out and called my parents, telling them I was probably about thirty minutes away from the finish line and that I would love some sort of electrolyte drink at the finish.  Ten minutes later I ran into a volunteer who told me to turn left, up a tiny hill, “y de ahí, seiscientos metros.”

0414_cerrosdeescazu 29Great, I thought.  Six hundred meters and then what?

But as I came to the top of that tiny bump, I saw the orange finish arch in the distance.  I called my parents again and told them I was wrong, that I was about to finish.  Suddenly I was capable of actually running again, as if the last three hours had done nothing to my system.  Block by block, intersection by intersection, I approached the finish line, the announcer’s voice becoming louder than my breathing.  Just a block away, I heard her call my name, telling the crowd I was from Chicago and that I was about to finish as an ambassador to the event.

Three hours and seven minutes had passed since I had started the toughest race of my life.  My dad was just beyond the finish line with a bag full of different flavors of Gatorade.  I took one and finished it in about five ambrosial gulps.  It was a mistake to go into this race without a salty beverage, but in no time I was back to feeling normal.  Two hours later, I would be at the airport, waiting for my flight back to the United States, my third Costa Rican race and a kitchen sink weekend under my belt.

Google Earth Rendering of the Cerros de Escazú 21k

Google Earth Rendering of the Cerros de Escazú 21k

Pa helps out at the finish, the mountains sneering in the background

Pa helps out at the finish, the mountains sneering in the background

Though the race was a bit shy of a half marathon, it made up for the shortage with its 7,700 feet of altitude change.  And yes, I had fun.  I wouldn’t do this kind of event regularly, I might not even do it again if I were to find myself in Costa Rica on this same weekend next year.  But I’m very glad I did it.  If the one-of-a-kind scenic views of the Central Valley weren’t alone worth the climb, then surely the primal romp through the jungle sealed the deal.  This race pushed me outside of my comfort zone, slapped me in the face, pushed me in the dirt and asked me who was in charge.  Despite that rude awakening, I managed to reach the finish line in one piece.

As I write this, my legs are extremely sore.  This wouldn’t be an issue were it not for the Garmin Marathon this Saturday and the recent Boston Marathon incident still very fresh in my mind.  It will be interesting running one of the first possible marathons after such a tragedy with tired legs and a still troubled mind.  But as runners, we must keep running forward.  Here goes nothing …

State 31: North Carolina (2013 NC Half Marathon)

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There were four of us sitting in the Toyota, staring up at the bright lights of the Charlotte Motor Speedway.  We had parked with the rest of the early birds, in a grassy parking lot just outside the entrance.  It was 6 in the morning, plenty of time before the NC Half Marathon would start.  But we were huddled next to the vents, watching as rain shot by the enormous lights like a swarm of moths.  I was in the passenger seat, keeping a close eye on nearby puddles to see if the splashes were getting larger and more frequent.  In the backseat was Marla, who was aiming for a strong PR at her second ever 13.1, and Lindsey, future marathoner with the same plan.  Driving the car was Ashley, who was going to toe the line for the first time.  Otter and his friends Alexis and Chris hadn’t arrived yet.

0323_1_speedway 04“This is totally my fault,” Ashley would say as we looked through the distorted windshield, rain sliding in silver streaks like mercury.

Though I had insisted with brimming confidence that I had never raced in rain and that I would bring them all my good fortune, the wet drive to the speedway from Ashley’s house hadn’t made believers out of my friends.  For the time being, it looked like her bad luck with weather would overpower my pluvial control.

The Facebook group for this race had been full of weather-related comments all week, with several posts worrying about apparel and others simply pining for last year’s pristine conditions.  In fact, I had originally planned on running this race last year.  The organizers had sent an email blast for a shiny new half marathon in North Carolina with a shiny new medal.  It was not only large and colorful, but had moving parts and LED lights.  Honestly, I wouldn’t have been able to resist were it not for flights to Charlotte being oddly expensive.  So I tabled the idea for this year.

The deferral ended up working out because what would have normally been the typical solo excursion became a weekend of seven runners and many familiar faces.  I ended up flying into Greenville and driving up to Charlotte Friday night.  I arrived at Ashley’s house just after 11 PM assuming I’d have to sneak in to avoid waking everyone up.  I was proven wrong as I entered the front door to find the entire family in the living room in the middle of a lively conversation.  In just a few minutes I had added another entry to the long list of my friends with absolutely excellent families.

(left to right) Otter, Ashley, Lindsey, Marla, me

(left to right) Otter, Ashley, Lindsey, Marla, me

We spent Saturday alternating between watching NCAA games and updating the weather forecast.  Ashley and Otter would frequently drop their steely gaze from the TV screens at the bar to check their phones and blurt out the chance of rain, which never dropped below 70%.  Though their respective alma maters won their games, the odds of running the next day’s race in dry conditions didn’t improve.  I continued to insist that I was their wild card, their X factor, their ace in the hole – but I was flying in the face of an almost certain likelihood that my long-standing streak was coming to a harsh, sopping end.  As we kept warm in the car Sunday morning, Mother Nature was making it quite clear that I had no godly powers.

Several pop songs later we had all just accepted our watery fates and moved on to other race preparations.  Marla was going back and forth between running in just shorts or going for pants, Ashley was rigging up her phone through her rain jacket with the use of plastic poop bags she had found in the car and Lindsey was … well, Lindsey was asleep.  It would be a few minutes before any of us would notice that the rain had died down to just a few drops on the windshield.  Perhaps Asgard would shine down on me again …

With thirty minutes to go, we left for the garage in the middle of the speedway, where packet pickup was held the day before.  Hundreds of runners were packing the maintenance shack with twin lines of men and women spilling out of the bathrooms.  We checked our bags and stayed inside until they made the official announcement for everyone to make their way to the track.

A Sampling of Speedways in Long Distance Races

A Sampling of Speedways in Long Distance Races

Followers of this blog will know that I’ve done several races that include an actual racecar track.  But though these other events may flaunt them front and center, the racetracks are usually only 1-3 miles of the full race distance.  Even the nation’s largest half marathon only has you running on the Indianapolis Motor Speedway for about 2.5 miles.  Not this race.  The NC Half Marathon not only starts and finishes inside the oval, it stays within the racing compound the entire time.  Knowing this, I walked to the start and lined up with a hunger for speed.  I hadn’t run a half marathon since August and didn’t have any others in my registration queue.  In fact, this was the first time since February of 2009 that I wouldn’t have another half marathon in the near or distant future.  My beloved distance had stopped being a challenge and was now a speed test.

And a speed test this would be, not just for me.  Marla had expressed that she’d be disappointed if she didn’t PR.  I had told Otter that if he finished over 1:45, I’d be greatly disappointed in him.  In turn, he said I would bring great shame to myself if I finished over 1:30.  So this was not going to be your average fun run.  I decided to wear my green Kentucky Derby miniMarathon t-shirt as a constant reminder of my purpose that morning.  I was there to beat my 1:30:47 half marathon PR, set last April in Louisville, and if I ever looked down in fatigue, I would see that shirt and stay focused.

There were no corrals, but signs with pace ranges.  Given that I was out to PR, I stood in the area designated as “7:01 – 6:00.”  I wasn’t joined by many others.  I looked behind me and saw a crowd 1,200 people deep but I could count the people ahead of me with two hands.  “Crazy Train” played on the speakers before the longest and cheesiest rendition of the national anthem I have ever heard.  Finally, at 7:30 sharp, with the rain having completely stopped, we were ready to start.  Organizers had brought an actual racecar to start ahead of the lead pack, whose tires squealed to life with the starting horn.  It fishtailed and sped out ahead of the runners, leaving us to breathe in about sixty feet’s worth of exhaust and burnt rubber.

It was a fun addition, but I could have done without the brief pulmonary discomfort.

The full race course.  Click for slightly higher definition.

The full race course. Click for slightly higher definition.

The race started with one big lap around the speedway.  I held a 7-minute pace for this first mile, the handful of faster runners very quickly thinning out the field and disappearing into the asphalt horizon.  After that first loop, we left the racetrack and went inside the oval, in pit crew territory and around the garage where minutes earlier we were keeping warm.  It was here that I got a taste of just how many turns this race would have.  But despite the constant tilting, I was cruising through the course, gaining ground on a few competitors.  It’s amazing how simply having other people around you can make a fast pace feel easy.

Just before the third mile, we left the speedway and head for the outside lots.  This was where I was faced with an unexpected obstacle, yet one that had been in plain sight since the day before.

Hills.

Walking into the bright lights and heavy rain

Walking into the bright lights and heavy rain

“This elevation chart must be way off,” we had said many times in the days leading up to the event.  “They’re speedways, so they’re flat.  This diagram was probably made with a faulty Garmin or something.”

Nope.

While the speedway itself is definitely a paragon of flatness, the surrounding area was not.  In fact, when we weren’t on a speedway, we were either going slightly up or slightly down.  I had not counted on this when I made the effort of holding a 7-minute pace, or when I declared that I was going to try and PR, or when I told Otter he’d better run under 1:45 or face a public stoning.  But it was too early in the race for self doubt, so I continued to hammer onwards.  The next two miles would wrap around the speedway, reaching the highest point in the race: a pedestrian tunnel that arched over Concord Parkway’s six lanes of traffic.  By any reasonable person’s standards, this wasn’t a tough climb.  But I was racing a flat course ghost and couldn’t afford to slow down.  A fast wind was rushing through the links at the top of the tunnel and I watched as my pace slowed on my watch.

The downhill after this was a bit perilous.  Not only was it a steep slope to descend, but the ground was very wet.  I had collected a runner with a Universal Sole shirt along the way and he was right in my blind spot, drafting behind me.  I didn’t think too much about it and kept my pace.  Usually when this happens, we get separated at aid stations where I stop to walk.  But somehow we had kept together, stride for stride.  Around mile 5.5 we ran around the dirt track and faced a pretty nasty downhill.  We passed an aid station that had three empty tables and one poor girl filling as many cups as she could while still offering them to passing runners.  There weren’t many runners at my pace, so she was able to hold down the fort for the moment.

Mile 11.5 (Alexis on the right)

Mile 11.5 (Alexis on the right)

“I hope she gets some help soon,” I told Universal Sole.  “She’s about to get overrun.”

We kept on at just under 7 minutes per mile leading into the Dragway.  This was my favorite part of the course.  Universal Sole was still in my blind spot, matching each stride as we entered the seemingly interminable road, a brisk wind pushing against us.  It was so far it was difficult to see the turnaround, like those cartoon drawings of roads on the horizon.  On our left, the pace car passed us with two fleet-footed runners leading the pack.  I looked ahead and saw very few runners behind them, but always in groups.

“You look like you’re out for an easy stroll,” Universal said to me in quick gasps.
“Nope,” I replied in similar distress.  “I’m definitely feeling this.”
“Don’t worry, I’m not in your age group.”

I laughed at that last comment, but it also got me thinking.  Was I really competing for an age group award?  While I had placed third for males 25 through 29 at the Oak Barrel half last year, that had come as a surprise.  But this guy seemed to think that I was not only competing for it, but that I could actually do it.  There didn’t seem to be that many runners ahead of me, but surely those that I had seen were my age.  We finally reached the turnaround at mile 7, where we ran back to the entrance but with the wind at our backs.  I could see wave after wave of runners approaching, each larger than the one before it.  I eventually saw Otter, who was running with the 1:45 pace group.

“Hey Dan, how’s it goin’ brother?” he enthusiastically asked across the concrete divider, clearly interrupting whatever mid-run conversation he was having with the pacer.

I raised my fist in response.  I couldn’t help but think that Otter being glib meant he wasn’t running fast enough.  I would later learn that he assumed my non-verbal response meant that I was hurting.  He was partially correct.  While I finished mile 8 with a flat 7-minute mile, I was starting to worry that I wouldn’t be able to keep it up, painfully aware that we’d have a considerable uphill to conquer to make it back to the speedway.

The final stretch (Chris in the back)

The final stretch (Chris in the back)

I dropped Universal Sole at end of dragway, leaving him to find a new pacer.  Up ahead was a tall and surprisingly muscular runner who was wearing a white singlet with “USA” on the front.  I caught up to him before turning left into a parking lot and up, up, up we went towards another pedestrian tunnel.  Each time the road sloped higher, I felt myself leaning forward more.  Eventually, I felt like I was running on my toes, the road so close I felt like I could scratch it.  I wanted to slow down but I hadn’t built a buffer in the last 8 miles to let me “coast” to a new personal best.  Once at the top, with the highway beneath us, I was beat, exhausted and in no shape to keep it up.

The rain-soaked finish

The rain-soaked finish

After another steep downhill, we were back on the service roads surrounding the speedway, retracing our steps.  I passed mile 9 in 7:14, my slowest split yet.  At the top of a perfectly shaped hill, I looked down and saw that one of the safety pins on my bib loincloth had slipped out of the fabric of my shorts.  I stopped to fix it, and in doing so, let the runner with the white USA singlet pass me.  I picked it back up and kept him in my sights as we scaled hill after hill.  It wouldn’t be long before reaching what I call the “half” wall.  It’s like the symbolic wall that most marathoners hit around mile 22 except it doesn’t hit you in the legs, but in your lungs.

I crossed mile 10 in 7:11, my arms swinging wildly and my breathing loud enough to hear inside the stadium.  I groaned as I faced an ugly reality check: I would have to run 6:40 or faster for the rest of the race to finish under 1:30.  I was struggling to hold just over 7 and no amount of effusive optimism was going to help.  To add to my ever mounting list of hurdles, we were now entering the pit area of the speedway, whose multiple turns were acting like speed bumps.  USA Singlet had passed a pair of young runners in bright, neon colors and I followed suit.  I heard them curse as the three of us turned a corner into a fierce headwind.  A few steps later we’d see that the 11th mile marker had toppled.

It felt like an eternity but I was back on the oval, ready for another loop and then the finish line.  I crossed mile 12 in 7:08 and reached USA Singlet right as it began to rain.  We made the first turn, heading north, and faced the dreaded wind square in the chest.  I cursed loud enough for him to hear, but I don’t remember if he responded.  Harnessing what power I had left, I kicked the asphalt and ran in a straight line, through puddles and over slick paint, doing everything possible to avoid looking at my watch.  My next competitor was so far ahead I could barely see him.  With the stands empty, I felt like I was running completely alone.

0324_nc-half-marathon 05As I rounded the second turn, I saw the finish line ahead.  My watch already read 1:30 but I couldn’t make out the seconds, as if I were in a dream.  I turned my head and saw that USA Singlet was considerably far behind.  Though I couldn’t quite sprint, I let the tailwind push me forward to a 6:20 pace for the final stretch.  The announcer called me by name and I ran over the timing mats in 1:31:13, 26 seconds shy of my personal best.

It was now raining significantly.  I hobbled through the chute, taking only my medal before heading to the garage.  As I entered, the volunteers clapped and cheered like they had at Disney, which made me feel like a pretty special guy.  I smiled and threw two bashful thumbs up before getting a cookie.  I changed into dry clothes as fast as I could and went back to the finish line with an umbrella.  Despite the hustle, I missed Otter’s finishing sprint and ensuing PR.  However, I did manage to accidentally catch a subpar shot of his friend Chris on his way to the finish line.  The rain was coming down pretty hard and I was starting to get cold so I made my way back inside.  I stopped on the way to take another course shot and saw Alexis.  I bellowed some words of encouragement but her stare suggested she was in no mood for a pick-me-up.

(left to right): Me, Chris, Ashley, Lindsey, Otter, Alexis, Marla

(left to right): Me, Chris, Ashley, Lindsey, Otter, Alexis, Marla

About an hour later, we were gathered by the gear check, exchanging stories and waiting for the rest of the gang to finish.  Lindsey earned herself a PR with 1:54:17, Alexis fumed about her race experience with equal parts glee and hate, Chris lamented not catching up to Otter because of an unexpected bathroom trip.  In the middle of one of these talks, I saw Marla erupt from the crowd with an urgent look on her face.  I thought she was either going to tell us there was a fire outside or the British were coming.  Instead, she threw down news of a stellar 13-minute personal best.  So now it was just a matter of seeing whether Ashley had survived.

0324_nc-half-marathon 08Not only did she survive, but she beat her secret time goal of 2:30.  While we waited for her to emerge from the crowd, Otter checked the age-group awards.  As it turns out, something must have happened to all the truly fast half marathoners out there.  The superhumans who can churn out 1:10s or 1:20s must have developed an allergy to rain because their absence allowed me to win second in my age group and thirteenth overall.  In a field of 1,244 runners, I was flabbergasted.  So we stuck around for the awards ceremony and yours truly left the race with a bonus medal and a big, goofy grin.

After a round of showers, we took the party to Bad Daddy’s Burger Bar.  It was a funloving bunch that included all the runners plus Ashley’s parents, her brother and our good friend (and my pledge son) Nick, who made the drive up from Greenville to see us.  I had a few Kashmir IPAs and the “Mama Ricotta Burger” which included house-made mozzarella, pesto, vine-ripened tomatoes, pepperoncini and extra virgin olive oil.  Though I didn’t run my fastest half marathon that day, I’m pretty sure I set a personal best by eating that burger in four bites.

Double the LED

Double the LED

And so it was that on an excellent weekend spent with friends and family, I once again proved that I have cosmic powers, having kept the rains at bay until the very last mile, right when a nice refreshing douse was what I needed to finish strong.  I don’t have any more half marathons on the calendar, which hasn’t happened since the day before I signed up for my very first one over four years ago.  But I’ll be back to the distance once I’m done with these other insane undertakings.  With my luck, those too will be free of pesky rain.  I’ve managed to keep a pretty impressive streak going, so should you want to race in dry conditions, check out my calendar for the year and run with me.

That is, if you can keep up.

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Illinois (2013 Paleozoic Trail Run 25k)

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With my first 50k trail run just eight weeks away, it was time for a shot at half the distance to see how my feet would hold up.  In the days leading up to the inaugural Paleozoic Trail Run 25k, Chicago would experience every single kind of precipitation imaginable.  So it was with a sort of shrug and Ron Weasley face that Otter and I made the short, 25-minute drive from Chicago to Willow Springs.  The race would take place at the Palos Forest Reserve, a large recreational area perfect for riding bikes, trail running and picnics.  I had come here twice before to do some weekend trail running, but by no means did that mean I would recognize the course or be able to safely navigate my way through its serpentine paths.

Start / Finish Aid Station

Start / Finish Aid Station

The week’s mix of rain and snow had made it so that the path would be both muddy and icy.  As we got out of the car and walked toward the packet pickup, we got a taste of what the race would be like.  A thick layer of brown leaves was covering parts of the ground, which made for excellent cushioning from hard-as-rock ice patches.  The starting area was held next to a small lodge, where the organizers were setting up camp.  It was surrounded by mud of all textures, but mostly the soft and slippery kind.  It had been molded by hundreds of footsteps, looking like a frozen brown ocean in the middle of a storm.  I have started running with a local ultra group called the New Leaf Ultra Runs (NLUR), and many of them were at this event.

We huddled up with a few familiar faces and waited for the starting horn to blare.

It was fun to compare this race to my most recent.  In New Orleans, I was being ushered to and fro with exacting care by a large-scale, industrial event production company, bombarded on all sides and at all times with sponsor messages.  Today, I was in a park, the chatter of runners the only noise to be heard.  Three weeks ago, a huge colorful banner served as the opening gates for an event in which tens of thousands of people would participate.  Today, only a few hundred people stood in shivering clumps waiting for someone – anyone – to tell us we could start running.  It’s this kind of austere organization that makes you realize that trail and ultra-fanatics run for the sake of running and not for the bells and whistles.

The 50k started a few minutes late.  A group of us was engaged in a lively conversation when we were suddenly interrupted by a siren.  There was no warning, no welcome, simply a loud noise telling the 50k warriors to go.  About half of the crowd took off running over the sea of mud and into the parking lot, where they would round a corner and disappear into the trail system.  We lesser 25k runners would have to wait fifteen minutes before starting.  Those fifteen minutes were long.  Temperatures were in the mid to high 20s and a rude wind was rushing through the campgrounds.  We couldn’t wait to start.

Starting Mats

Starting Mats

Once running, it didn’t take me long to warm up.  I had brought a water bottle with me because most trail runs don’t pamper you the way road races do.  My fingers are always the first to go, but a few miles into the race was enough to flush blood into them.  At about 8-minutes per mile, I was running much faster than I ever have in this environment.  The trail was wide enough for about four people to run shoulder to shoulder but with ice, snow and mud, there wasn’t enough “acceptable” terrain for everyone.  So we were practically in single file for a long time.  About ten people ahead, I saw Jeff (aka RunFactory) with his black and neon green Brooks jacket, running comfortably in his element.  I decided to keep my pace and see how I’d feel in later miles.

That didn’t happen.  With very little elevation to slow us down, I soon found myself knocking out miles in the 7:25 range.  I would reel in runners, zip by them on their left, and continue finding that perfect path away from ice, mud and tall grass.  I wasn’t always successful and on more than one occasion, I’d get stuck in a mud puddle or slide like an arthritic marionette over an ice patch.  But I kept on, following the runners in front of me.  Around mile 4, I caught up with Jeff.

“On your right, sir,” I said as I pulled even with him.

“Hey buddy, looking good,” he said, his breathing suggesting that he was barely breaking a sweat.

“I’ll probably see you in a few miles,” I said as I put some distance ahead of us.

“I don’t think so.  I’m sticking to 8-minute miles to keep my knee from blowing up.”

I had originally thought it was pretty badass of me to match and beat the seasoned ultrarunner’s pace.  Turns out he was taking it easy.  Whatever, I’ll take it.

Somewhere around mile 7, we reached what looked like a main road and stopped.  There were some runners ahead of us, having crossed the street, but a car had pulled over to the side and the driver had stepped out with a map.  As we would soon find out, we were off course.  Some of us yelled to the people ahead of us to come back.  The helpful driver notified us that the entrance back onto the trail would be about 0.3 miles down the road.

Our mistake.

Our mistake.  And since this is MY blog, I choose to assign Otter’s trail a bright fuschia.

That was the first of many moments of disorientation.  With only one exception, I’ve never questioned whether I’ve been going in the right direction during a race (that one exception being my midnight leg during the Madison to Chicago Ragnar Relay).  You either have groups of people ahead of you to follow or there are proper markers telling you where to go.  Today, that wasn’t the case.  We were told that there would be color-coded signs at every split in the path, telling us which way to go (red = left, blue = straight ahead, orange = right).  However, in many cases, these were nowhere to be found.  I was blindly following the people ahead of me who were most likely following the people ahead of them.

Once back on the path, I continued to eschew any pathfinding responsibilities by sticking to the (somewhat fast) couple running in front of me.  I didn’t know it at the time, but we were retracing our steps, going back to the start.  While I may recognize a place if I’ve been there before, I can’t do that if I’m traveling in the opposite direction.  In other words, teach me a route and I will be able to replicate it, but tell me to find my way back to the start and I’ll most definitely get lost.

The geeky ankle socks were my clean, dry pair into which changed post race.  So ease off.

The geeky ankle socks were my clean, dry pair into which changed post race. So ease off.

My right foot was starting to hurt.  It felt like my socks, which were pretty thick, had bunched up right at the ball and were pushing upward with every strike.  I stopped and took my shoe off to examine it.  There was no obvious problem, but just having it off for a few seconds made the pain go away.  But in that pause, I had lost the runners that were leading me on the trail.  Rather than rely on them for the course, I was now forced to actually pay attention to where I was going.  I still hadn’t learned that we were on familiar terrain.  Fortunately it wasn’t long before I reached the starting area.

The second loop of the race was more secluded and narrow.  I was told to follow the orange flags that had been interred into the ground, so follow them I did.  However, I didn’t see anyone ahead or behind me for a long time.  The trail was an unsightly mix of orange mud, snow and leaves.  It almost looked like I was running on soggy peanut brittle.  My pace slowed down considerably both because there were fewer places to run without difficulty and because my foot had started to act out again.  I cursed more than once as I hit an uneven patch of hard snow, forcing the inside of my foot down at a painful angle.  But onwards I pressed in search of the next orange flag.  There was more than one split where I had to guess where the next flag would be only to see it around the corner.

I was noticing an odd pattern.  With every uphill, I would start losing all hope of keeping a decent pace, only to realize on the straight-aways that I could run at that pace forever.  I decided I had to do more hill workouts if I was serious about joining the ultra clan.

Paleozoic Trail 25k DNF (ha) Medal

Paleozoic Trail 25k DNF (ha) Medal

I soon found myself back at the open starting area but stopped running because I didn’t know where to go.  Up ahead was the trailhead for the first loop, and to my right was a short dash to the finish.  I would have shot straight to it had my watch said something closer to 25K (15.5 miles) instead of only 14 miles.  Surely there was something I had missed.  But I had followed all the orange flags and they had brought me back here.

“I’ve seen you before,” said a cheery volunteer who was marshaling the course.  “This way to the finish!”

So after standing in place for about twenty seconds exchanging confused looks with other runners, I followed the marshal’s orders and began making my way toward the finish.  I looked right and out of nowhere, there was Jeff.  For some reason, we weren’t following the same path but were converging as we neared the timing mats.  He was running fast, the anticipation of finishing clear in his stride.

“Dude, what the hell, I’m only at 14!” I said as I joined him.

“Yeah, I’m a little over that,” he replied.  “We must have missed a turn.”

A sample of trail

A sample of trail

At this point there was nothing separating us from the finish line except a mud slick.  Given that neither of us had put in a particularly brutal effort at this race, I felt like it would have been rude to try and actually race each other to the finish.  So I kept up the pace, heading for the unexpected finish.

“Dude, you wanna hold hands as we cross?” Jeff said with a smirk.

“Ha, right,” I replied.  “Like girls.  We should also jump over the finish line.”

Three strides later, he repeated the question and I realized he wasn’t entirely joking.  And so it was that we finished in a fit of airborne, feminine glee.  The chatter at the finish line was all about distances, with everyone throwing out numbers, none of which seeming to coincide.  Some runners were coming from the right, others from the left, all with a look of slight disorientation, but none with real concern.  They were out here to run and no amount of logistical mishandlings was going to stop them.

I ran back to the car and put on a change of dry clothes.  While my intention was to stay for a while at the finish and take some pictures, I could only tolerate the chill for about ten minutes before I decided to head back to the car and wait for Otter.  When he finally showed up, I learned that he had run closer to 16 miles.  A few minutes later, a fellow finisher and very attractive girl would tell us she ran just 12.  It wouldn’t be until later that I’d see where we all went wrong.

You'll note that Otter did observe the Correct course, while Jeff and I totally punked out.

You’ll note that Otter’s glitter trail and the Correct course are the same (GOOD KID BRING HIM HOME TO YOUR PARENTS), while Jeff and I totally punked out (HOODLUMS).

As it turns out, there was a large loop of mostly single-track trail that I missed.  While I will admit that I felt like an idiot for having cut a large 1.5-mile loop from the course, I assure you it was completely accidental.  Seeing that the esteemed trail maestro did the same thing was a little validating.

“It’s the inaugural year,” Jeff said at the finish line with a smile and a shrug.  His sentiments were shared by a lot of people, including yours truly.  And yet, I couldn’t help but wonder how much scorn the event would receive were it a standard road race.  Runners can be a snarky bunch and for every easygoing participant you have a handful of mudslingers who take to message boards and fulminate with zeal.  Though the race organizers don’t get a completely free pass – even the most forgiving runner will openly note the mistakes made at this event – the type of runner that signs up for this race will not go home scowling.

The next morning I felt surprisingly good.  Trail runs normally wreck my legs but I was heartened by how good they felt, as if all the packed snow had never existed.  Then again, I did miss out on the single-track trail segment, so perhaps I didn’t get the true beat-down most trail adventures provide.  While the good feeling in my legs was unexpected, even more so was this text I received from Otter:

“Haaahahahha, you won the 25K”

This picture will weed out those of you who only click on my posts for the pictures.

This picture will weed out those of you who only click on my posts for the pictures.

What?  That can’t be right.  There were many people ahead of me and … oh, right.  I cut the course.  Whoops.  As of this writing, the organizers are trying to figure out how to post the results given that everyone ran their own distance and the start/finish line lacked any modicum of order.  Still, it’s pretty cool to see your name at the top of a finisher’s list, however completely false as it may be.  The truth is, I have a lot of work to do if I’m ever going to win even an age-group category at future trail races.  Fortunately, the Paleozoic Trail Run “25k” was a good stepping stone towards that goal.

Next weekend, it’s back to the fast lane on hard pavement.

Illinois (2012 HalfMadness Half Marathon)

I’ve been keeping a good race semi-streak going for the last few years.  I’ve done at least one race per month since March 2009, with only two months off (February 2010 and August 2011).  So earlier this year I took a glance at my racing schedule and noticed that, with the exception of crewing Leadville, I had no chip-timed races scheduled for this month.  One quick search showed that Jeff “RunFactory” Lung was signed up for a race in the nearby town of Batavia called the HalfMadness Half Marathon.  I asked him to sell it to me, and sell it he did.

Of course, I told Otter I was running a half just an hour away from Chicago and he succumbed to his crippling FOMO and signed up as well.  About a month later, Jeff would pick us up from the South Loop and drive us out to Batavia for the 11th half marathon of the year, simply because it was there.

The race started on time and all logistics leading up to it were smooth sailing.  Packet pickup was relatively fast and efficient, gear check was easy to find (and given recent news from New York Road Runners, soon to be a luxury), and there was a short line for the ample supply of bathrooms.  Jeff and I lined up in the start chute towards the front of the field of about 1,000 runners.  He was out to PR and had an aggressive strategy mapped out on a wristband.  I had yet to fully recover from the previous weekend’s altitude run and was a bit foggy from two heavy Belgian beers I had consumed the day before.

But like any half marathon, I was out to run as fast as I could, in spite of all challenges.  To add to everything, it was about 73 degrees at the start, which is much higher than my desired temperature.

The first four miles of the race cut through quiet neighborhoods with very few spectators making noise.  However, in their place were large trees providing lots of shade.  Every now and then we’d run in the sun, but it was always short lived.  Given that temperatures rarely decline as races continue, I was glad that I could slide through the shadows.  The beginning of this race was reminding me a lot of the North Shore Half Marathon in Highland Park, namely with its residential character and threadbare population of non-runners.  There were only a few points in the race where we’d see large crowds, but local support doesn’t make or break a race for me.  I continued to keep a steady pace around 7:10 and hoped for the best.

Jeff started out fast, as I expected him to, but I never lost sight of him.  He kept on receding ahead of me, gaining distance, until around mile 5.  Right before this point, there was a pretty steep downhill that sliced through the town and then ushered runners onto a path next to the Fox River.  I really liked this part of the race for two reasons.  First, it was very pretty and that by itself is great.  Secondly, it would have been pretty easy to do a typical out-and-back section here, but race organizers decided instead that we’d cross the river and return on the other side.  For some reason, I really like races that are designed to be one large circuit and don’t resort to easy out-and-backs to add distance.

Finishing, Old Style.

But my enjoyment of the race began to wane and the race itself was only partly to blame.  By mile 5, I knew I had bitten more than I could chew.  I felt like I was trying much too hard to keep up the pace.  I wasn’t surprised.  I haven’t done that many speed workouts in the last three months and here I was pretending it was still May.  It didn’t help that the next three miles would be mostly uphill.  My only hope was that I had reeled in Jeff.  At the sixth mile he had a 20-second lead on me, and I had reduced it to 15 seconds by mile seven.  But two miles later, after a combination of a few hills and aid stations that were too far apart, I started to flag.

It wasn’t a bonk in the traditional sense, but I could no longer confidently stride at the same pace.  I kept looking at my watch, telling myself to not go over 8 minutes.  That was the threshold.  Kill yourself if you have to, let that queasy feeling in your stomach explode out of your throat, but don’t go over 8 minutes per mile.  By this point, Jeff had taken off, unbeknownst that his potential rival had given up the fight.

I kept moving forward, creeping dangerously close to the 8-minute barrier.  I clocked mile 11 in 7:59 and kept going, the course now entering a thin bike path, surrounded by trees.

(Left to right): Me, Jeff, Otter

All of a sudden, I felt great.  I couldn’t quite explain it in the moment, but the gasps and grunts of the past three miles were gone.  I felt light on my feet, confident.  While I wasn’t quite invincible, I felt newly invigorated.  At the time I thought, maybe it’s the thin path, creating the optical illusion of speed.  That’s somehow feeding my brain the idea that I’m capable of picking it up, which is making me actually faster.  Maybe this is that elusive second wind, or that spectral runner’s high that people like to talk about like the ghost of a local legend.  But something was happening, because I ran the twelfth mile in 7:39 and the thirteenth in 7:27.  I even had enough to sprint through the finisher’s chute, clocking a 1:36:14.

This has never happened, I thought.  After every wall, I’ve never been able to get it back together this quickly and sustain it for this long.  What is it about today that is giving me this sudden surge?  Did I really “dig deep” as they say to do?  Did I overcome my pain by pushing past my limits?  Had I reached new levels of badassery?

“Dude, those last two miles were downhill,” Jeff told me at the finish line.

So that explains it.  And later when I looked at my Garmin readout, I noticed the definite plunge from miles 10.5 – 12.5.  I guess I’ll have to earn my entry into the kingdom of the most excellent by other means.

I stayed for the post-race party, which I rarely do, because Jeff said it’s pretty fun.  And he did not lie.  Not only was there unlimited pizza, but in addition to all the staple post-race goodies, everyone got a free Samuel Adams beer.  It’s usually Michelob Ultra who hands out the free beers after races, so it was nice to down a brew with actual flavor while waiting for Otter to finish.  I’d love to go into his story and what made this particular race special for him, but I’d be spoiling what promises to be a very entertaining story.  So I’ll just wait until he posts it and link to it here.

A completely new situation waits for me in the next few months.  I’m not referring to my upcoming wedding (which will be awesome), but to the four marathons and zero half marathons I’m running between now and January.  The time to be fast has ended, and much like this time last year, I’m switching gears to tackle and conquer endurance.  Let’s hope I can get through this without hating myself too much.

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