Bonus: Costa Rica (2013 Cerros de Escazú 21k)

(foreground) Pa, Ma, Me, (background) Challenge

(foreground) Pa, Ma, Me, (background) Challenge

In the last two months I’ve been putting in some time on the trails to prepare for the two ultramarathons I intend to finish this summer.  Once a week I leave the hard pavement of Chicago’s lake front path for the more secluded dirt paths of the Palos Forest Reserve in hopes of strengthening my legs in ways that repetitive road running can’t.  But though it’s genuinely trail running that I’ve been doing, I haven’t exactly made it a difficult experience.  Sure, there is more elevation and some rocks and roots to dodge, but the trails I’ve chosen haven’t been very technical.  It’s partly my fault because I haven’t really sought out other options.  Despite this, my limited experience with trails has helped me become a stronger runner, not just in how much punishment my legs can take, but in how much confidence I have that I can finish these daunting races.

So when I found myself in Costa Rica for a close friend’s wedding, I decided to try and hit up the local trail running circuit and bolster my trail résumé with an international event.  I found one called Cerros de Escazú which had 21km (half marathon) and 10k race options.  I signed up for the half and convinced Chori, another friend of mine from high school, to sign up for the 10k.

Packet Pickup / Race Start in San Antonio de Escazú

Packet Pickup / Race Start in San Antonio de Escazú

It soon became clear that we had signed up for a famously difficult race.  That was apparent in the race title, which means “Mountains of Escazú.”  San José, the capital of Costa Rica, was built in the middle of a valley and while some of the surrounding mountains appear to rise gradually from the ground, those that overlook Escazú rise dramatically and tower over the city.  I knew all of this when I signed up but assumed that the race would take place around the base of the mountain.  I was expecting a few climbs, soft mountain dirt and at least a little technical hopscotch.

I was very, very mistaken.

0414_cerrosdeescazu 08Everyone else, family and friends alike, seemed to be aware of just how awful it was going to be.  My sister cautioned me that it had pretty much everything I couldn’t simulate in the last 6 months: elevation, mountains and the tropical climate.  There had also been an unusual heat wave going through San José and it wasn’t going to stop for a small race of just a few hundred people.  Family members who lived in Escazú gave me concerned looks just when I told them where it started.  But as I ate a delicious pasta meal with everyone the night before, I talked about the next day’s challenge with enough sangfroid to calm a 90-pound linebacker.  Because if we’re being honest, I get a definite rush of excitement and pride when people tell me what I’m about to do is nuts.  I knew the race would be tough – that’s why I picked it over a flat 10k happening a few miles away.  But I also knew I would finish it, come what may.

Of course, it wouldn’t be easy.

I was at the starting area in San Antonio de Escazú with my parents about an hour before the start of the race.  While Escazú has for a long time been the more posh area of San José, with designer stores and plenty of US restaurant franchises, the town plaza in San Antonio was nothing like that.  Packet pickup was in front of the local church on a soccer pitch, which was surrounded by a wall that had been carved with images of carretas, campesinos and bueyes, hallmarks of the small country’s rich cultural heritage.  Locals gathered around small pulperías, música charanga echoed out of restaurants, the clamor of the city (bulla) far below.

Chori and I at the start

Chori and I at the start

With my bib pinned to my shorts and a Camelbak slung over my shoulders, it was almost time to go.  My uncle Randy had showed up at the starting line with his two adorable daughters and quickly mapped out what the course was like.  The event’s Facebook page had a rudimentary diagram of the route but I didn’t delve too much into it.  But Randy found out, probably from a seasoned veteran, and quickly pointed to a nearby peak.

“That’s where you’re going now, and then you go to that one,” he said, pointing from one peak to the next with a sinister grin.  I, on the other hand, had more of a nervous smile as I stared at the rising earth before me.

“I’m putting this on airplane mode so you don’t waste the battery,” Randy said as he stuffed a phone in the Camelbak.  “Take a picture at the point where you lose all energy (fundirse) so the geo-tracking can mark it.”

I knew he was only half joking.  You couldn’t stare up at the cerros without a lot of concern.  The night before I had predicted a three-hour finish, taking into account the trail, the altitude and potential heat.  But I hadn’t counted on the race course going, to put it scientifically, balls to the wall.  The organizers weren’t kidding around – we were going straight up and for a long time.  Chori had read somewhere that it was the toughest race in the country after Chirripó, which would be the North American equivalent of Mt. McKinley.

Me embarqué, I thought.  Definitely more than I could confidently chew.

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The race started surprisingly on time.  A bright orange arch had been inflated over the street and a crowd had gathered underneath.  The announcer fired off a few last-minute warnings and directives before sounding the horn.  The first few strides were on asphalt as we left the main city center.  Randy was at the start and took a video of the field.  Less than two minutes into the race, we were going uphill.  Not just gradually uphill, but straight up, feel your shoes on your toes uphill.  I told Chori I’d run with him until the 10k turnaround so up we went together, the sun beating down on our backs, sweat already dripping onto the black road below.

Laugh at how much taller I am than everyone else:

“Falta muuuucho!” a revelrous runner yelled from behind us.  At the time, I couldn’t tell if what he said was a question (“Is there a lot left?”) or a statement (“There’s a lot left!”).  It was the worst time to hear such a comment because the race was already difficult, with absolutely nothing behind us and all of it still to come.  To add to the challenge, we had started at 4,000 feet, the air already feeling slightly thinner than Chicago’s sea-level oxygen.  We were plodding upwards on our toes to the tune of a 14-minute mile, many runners already walking.  Some were even walking as fast as I was running.  For those first two miles I contemplated taking a walk break but soon learned that doing so, for an ineffable reason that I’m sure has a simple physiological explanation, was more fatiguing than running.

Still climbing, Chori on the left in the blue shirt

Still climbing, Chori on the left in the blue shirt

I eventually had to take a break, so I walked to the side of the road and took a few pictures.  My shirt was almost completely soaked in sweat by then.  We had passed an aid station where volunteers had tins full of bolis, plastic water pouches whose corners you bite to open.  Every race I’ve done in Costa Rica has them and last year’s Miami Half Marathon implemented them to much acclaim from its Latin American contingent.  They’re useful because they’re much easier to carry without spillage than cups and much easier for the volunteers to transport.

The road soon turned to dry dirt and rocks, but the slope stayed the same.  Every new turn meant another climb, another dashed hope that we had somehow miraculously made it to the top.  My visor was soaked, dripping with every footfall, sweat sliding off my elbows with every thrust of my arms.  Although the heat was tolerable, there were many stretches where we couldn’t hide from the sun.  I was using my calves like they had never been used before and my forefoot was getting far too comfortable with being the only part touching the ground.

Por dicha he estado practicando en esa cuesta por mi choza,” Chori said as he strode onward.  Despite being a lifelong athlete, he too was struggling to avoid the dreaded uphill walk.

Finally flattens out, but the rest of the climb looms ahead.

Finally flattens out, but the rest of the climb looms ahead.

Around mile 3, at long last, it seemed like we had found a brief respite.  The course flattened out and even dipped downward a bit.  We had reached the top of a ridge connecting the different peaks and on both sides were majestic views of Costa Rica.  To my right were endless mountains draped in jungle, to my left the entirety of San José.  This is what it was like to look left and right:

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After taking a few pictures, I noticed that the 10k “escape” route was ahead, so I waited for Chori and said goodbye.  He turned downhill and I continued onward into a single-track trail that was barely wide enough for one person.  I was alternating between looking up and down because while I was trying to avoid roots and rocks, I had to also be mindful of branches.  I was the tallest person at the race so I’d be facing more obstacles than anyone else.

Just before the 10k "escape"

Just before the 10k “escape”

0414_cerrosdeescazu 24I was keeping a constant 14-minute pace, wondering whether I’d be able to maintain it as we continued climbing.  It wasn’t long before I’d get my answer.  Around mile 4, the path reached the edge of a dropoff, with nothing but barbed wire stopping a potential fall.  Though everyone slowed down at this vertiginous section, all runners became walkers upon reaching a canyon-like hiking trail carved straight into the mountain as if by a giant axe.  The ground was a damp, orange dirt, with ground leaves adding to the instability.  My hands were given the unusual task of doing something during a race as I had to hoist myself up numerous times with tree trunks and exposed roots.  I could go no faster than the person directly ahead of me, whose shoes were at my eye level.

Up and up we continued, the jungle getting thicker, the air thinner and my heartbeat pounding in my head.  We weren’t moving fast at all, but even if we wanted to speed up, there was no room to pass.

“Di qué, yo pensé que esto era una carrera?!” the runner in front of me said, prompting a few laughs from those ahead of him.  Not long after, he would yell “Falta muuuucho!” and I realized it was the same person from the first mile.  He didn’t sound or look tired, but like everyone else, kept a slow pace as he marched with the rest of us like ants up the trail.  It was around this point that I started getting worried about missing my flight.  I had to be at the airport in three hours.  Would I have enough time to finish, go home and shower?  Miles were now taking upwards of twenty minutes to complete and I still had more than halfway to go.  If I could just make it to the top …

Google Earth Rendering of the Top of the Cerros de Escazú 21k

Google Earth Rendering of the Top of the Cerros de Escazú 21k.  Toward the top, the jungle really was as thick as it looks.

Sí, efectivamente falta muuuuucho.

Sí, efectivamente falta muuuuucho.

The top of the climb did eventually arrive, but I do not remember it.  I suppose I was expecting a simple, rounded peak, over which I’d run with my arms thrown above me and eventually descend.  But instead, the trail simply stopped climbing and soon I was leaning back, pounding the dirt with my quads, using my hands to swing around trees and stop myself from going too fast.  It was here that I saw how much experience these runners had with downhill running.  For though we were hiking in single file uphill at the same pace, I very quickly lost those ahead of me as the ground dropped.

And somehow, I wasn’t going fast.  I could hear the rapid fire of my feet hitting the dirt, the split second of panic while airborne, quickly searching for the next rock to avoid without going off trail.  The world was passing by me one obstacle at a time, but my pace was still registering in the twenties.  It took me a few minutes to realize the steepness of the slope was responsible for my slow pace.  I couldn’t run consistently downhill, opting instead for a series of short bursts as I’d face each individual obstacle.  I was using my arms more than I had ever used them during a race, pushing branches out of the way, bracing my fall against trunks and slapping mosquitoes off my skin.  The dirt path quickly became another dirt half pipe, which had me running from wall to wall as if on a swing.  It was fun at times, but I was a little concerned.  I was already feeling a pinch in my quads with every step and I didn’t dare imagine what shade of purple my toenails were adopting.

The start of the downhill

The start of the downhill

The thick jungle soon changed into what looked like pines, the dry dirt below almost from another climate.  There was no longer a discrete path to take, but a general wooded area with large rocks and lumps of earth making a smooth descent almost impossible.  The trees in this section looked like their lowest branches had been sawed off, leaving four inch spikes right where my hands would have gone to stop a fall or during a break.  It definitely felt like I was in a video game and I was facing continuously more difficult levels.

Soon after, the course became considerably less precipitous.  But this convenience was countered by the large rocks that made up its surface.  I couldn’t run or even walk without considering every single step I was taking.  I would miss the flat side of a rock and accidentally dig a sharp point into the ball of my foot, a quick stab of pain preceding a loud curse.  More than one false step caused my ankles to roll inward slightly.  I was very relieved when the path once again became soft dirt, only to see it start climbing again.  I clipped a root and fell three large, booming steps forward before catching myself.  On the downhill, my left foot slipped from beneath me on a patch of loose dirt and I threw my hands behind me to stay upright.  Besides those quick incidents, I stayed upright for the remainder of the race.

0414_cerrosdeescazu 28Down and down I continued, each step increasing the acid building up in my quads and the ache in my foot.  We had spilled out of the jungle and into what looked like empty lots covered in overgrown grass.  After sliding down a few slopes, we made it back to black asphalt.  The road felt tough on my feet after 10 or so miles of dirt, grass and mud.  Though downhill, I couldn’t go much faster than a 9-minute pace.  Locals were out, walking on the street, most likely on their way to Sunday mass.  I passed several dogs who barely noticed I was there.  I kept rotating my visor to protect me from wherever the sun was, the only movement I made for the next three miles besides move my feet and bite into water pouches.

I took my phone out and called my parents, telling them I was probably about thirty minutes away from the finish line and that I would love some sort of electrolyte drink at the finish.  Ten minutes later I ran into a volunteer who told me to turn left, up a tiny hill, “y de ahí, seiscientos metros.”

0414_cerrosdeescazu 29Great, I thought.  Six hundred meters and then what?

But as I came to the top of that tiny bump, I saw the orange finish arch in the distance.  I called my parents again and told them I was wrong, that I was about to finish.  Suddenly I was capable of actually running again, as if the last three hours had done nothing to my system.  Block by block, intersection by intersection, I approached the finish line, the announcer’s voice becoming louder than my breathing.  Just a block away, I heard her call my name, telling the crowd I was from Chicago and that I was about to finish as an ambassador to the event.

Three hours and seven minutes had passed since I had started the toughest race of my life.  My dad was just beyond the finish line with a bag full of different flavors of Gatorade.  I took one and finished it in about five ambrosial gulps.  It was a mistake to go into this race without a salty beverage, but in no time I was back to feeling normal.  Two hours later, I would be at the airport, waiting for my flight back to the United States, my third Costa Rican race and a kitchen sink weekend under my belt.

Google Earth Rendering of the Cerros de Escazú 21k

Google Earth Rendering of the Cerros de Escazú 21k

Pa helps out at the finish, the mountains sneering in the background

Pa helps out at the finish, the mountains sneering in the background

Though the race was a bit shy of a half marathon, it made up for the shortage with its 7,700 feet of altitude change.  And yes, I had fun.  I wouldn’t do this kind of event regularly, I might not even do it again if I were to find myself in Costa Rica on this same weekend next year.  But I’m very glad I did it.  If the one-of-a-kind scenic views of the Central Valley weren’t alone worth the climb, then surely the primal romp through the jungle sealed the deal.  This race pushed me outside of my comfort zone, slapped me in the face, pushed me in the dirt and asked me who was in charge.  Despite that rude awakening, I managed to reach the finish line in one piece.

As I write this, my legs are extremely sore.  This wouldn’t be an issue were it not for the Garmin Marathon this Saturday and the recent Boston Marathon incident still very fresh in my mind.  It will be interesting running one of the first possible marathons after such a tragedy with tired legs and a still troubled mind.  But as runners, we must keep running forward.  Here goes nothing …

State 31: North Carolina (2013 NC Half Marathon)

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There were four of us sitting in the Toyota, staring up at the bright lights of the Charlotte Motor Speedway.  We had parked with the rest of the early birds, in a grassy parking lot just outside the entrance.  It was 6 in the morning, plenty of time before the NC Half Marathon would start.  But we were huddled next to the vents, watching as rain shot by the enormous lights like a swarm of moths.  I was in the passenger seat, keeping a close eye on nearby puddles to see if the splashes were getting larger and more frequent.  In the backseat was Marla, who was aiming for a strong PR at her second ever 13.1, and Lindsey, future marathoner with the same plan.  Driving the car was Ashley, who was going to toe the line for the first time.  Otter and his friends Alexis and Chris hadn’t arrived yet.

0323_1_speedway 04“This is totally my fault,” Ashley would say as we looked through the distorted windshield, rain sliding in silver streaks like mercury.

Though I had insisted with brimming confidence that I had never raced in rain and that I would bring them all my good fortune, the wet drive to the speedway from Ashley’s house hadn’t made believers out of my friends.  For the time being, it looked like her bad luck with weather would overpower my pluvial control.

The Facebook group for this race had been full of weather-related comments all week, with several posts worrying about apparel and others simply pining for last year’s pristine conditions.  In fact, I had originally planned on running this race last year.  The organizers had sent an email blast for a shiny new half marathon in North Carolina with a shiny new medal.  It was not only large and colorful, but had moving parts and LED lights.  Honestly, I wouldn’t have been able to resist were it not for flights to Charlotte being oddly expensive.  So I tabled the idea for this year.

The deferral ended up working out because what would have normally been the typical solo excursion became a weekend of seven runners and many familiar faces.  I ended up flying into Greenville and driving up to Charlotte Friday night.  I arrived at Ashley’s house just after 11 PM assuming I’d have to sneak in to avoid waking everyone up.  I was proven wrong as I entered the front door to find the entire family in the living room in the middle of a lively conversation.  In just a few minutes I had added another entry to the long list of my friends with absolutely excellent families.

(left to right) Otter, Ashley, Lindsey, Marla, me

(left to right) Otter, Ashley, Lindsey, Marla, me

We spent Saturday alternating between watching NCAA games and updating the weather forecast.  Ashley and Otter would frequently drop their steely gaze from the TV screens at the bar to check their phones and blurt out the chance of rain, which never dropped below 70%.  Though their respective alma maters won their games, the odds of running the next day’s race in dry conditions didn’t improve.  I continued to insist that I was their wild card, their X factor, their ace in the hole – but I was flying in the face of an almost certain likelihood that my long-standing streak was coming to a harsh, sopping end.  As we kept warm in the car Sunday morning, Mother Nature was making it quite clear that I had no godly powers.

Several pop songs later we had all just accepted our watery fates and moved on to other race preparations.  Marla was going back and forth between running in just shorts or going for pants, Ashley was rigging up her phone through her rain jacket with the use of plastic poop bags she had found in the car and Lindsey was … well, Lindsey was asleep.  It would be a few minutes before any of us would notice that the rain had died down to just a few drops on the windshield.  Perhaps Asgard would shine down on me again …

With thirty minutes to go, we left for the garage in the middle of the speedway, where packet pickup was held the day before.  Hundreds of runners were packing the maintenance shack with twin lines of men and women spilling out of the bathrooms.  We checked our bags and stayed inside until they made the official announcement for everyone to make their way to the track.

A Sampling of Speedways in Long Distance Races

A Sampling of Speedways in Long Distance Races

Followers of this blog will know that I’ve done several races that include an actual racecar track.  But though these other events may flaunt them front and center, the racetracks are usually only 1-3 miles of the full race distance.  Even the nation’s largest half marathon only has you running on the Indianapolis Motor Speedway for about 2.5 miles.  Not this race.  The NC Half Marathon not only starts and finishes inside the oval, it stays within the racing compound the entire time.  Knowing this, I walked to the start and lined up with a hunger for speed.  I hadn’t run a half marathon since August and didn’t have any others in my registration queue.  In fact, this was the first time since February of 2009 that I wouldn’t have another half marathon in the near or distant future.  My beloved distance had stopped being a challenge and was now a speed test.

And a speed test this would be, not just for me.  Marla had expressed that she’d be disappointed if she didn’t PR.  I had told Otter that if he finished over 1:45, I’d be greatly disappointed in him.  In turn, he said I would bring great shame to myself if I finished over 1:30.  So this was not going to be your average fun run.  I decided to wear my green Kentucky Derby miniMarathon t-shirt as a constant reminder of my purpose that morning.  I was there to beat my 1:30:47 half marathon PR, set last April in Louisville, and if I ever looked down in fatigue, I would see that shirt and stay focused.

There were no corrals, but signs with pace ranges.  Given that I was out to PR, I stood in the area designated as “7:01 – 6:00.”  I wasn’t joined by many others.  I looked behind me and saw a crowd 1,200 people deep but I could count the people ahead of me with two hands.  “Crazy Train” played on the speakers before the longest and cheesiest rendition of the national anthem I have ever heard.  Finally, at 7:30 sharp, with the rain having completely stopped, we were ready to start.  Organizers had brought an actual racecar to start ahead of the lead pack, whose tires squealed to life with the starting horn.  It fishtailed and sped out ahead of the runners, leaving us to breathe in about sixty feet’s worth of exhaust and burnt rubber.

It was a fun addition, but I could have done without the brief pulmonary discomfort.

The full race course.  Click for slightly higher definition.

The full race course. Click for slightly higher definition.

The race started with one big lap around the speedway.  I held a 7-minute pace for this first mile, the handful of faster runners very quickly thinning out the field and disappearing into the asphalt horizon.  After that first loop, we left the racetrack and went inside the oval, in pit crew territory and around the garage where minutes earlier we were keeping warm.  It was here that I got a taste of just how many turns this race would have.  But despite the constant tilting, I was cruising through the course, gaining ground on a few competitors.  It’s amazing how simply having other people around you can make a fast pace feel easy.

Just before the third mile, we left the speedway and head for the outside lots.  This was where I was faced with an unexpected obstacle, yet one that had been in plain sight since the day before.

Hills.

Walking into the bright lights and heavy rain

Walking into the bright lights and heavy rain

“This elevation chart must be way off,” we had said many times in the days leading up to the event.  “They’re speedways, so they’re flat.  This diagram was probably made with a faulty Garmin or something.”

Nope.

While the speedway itself is definitely a paragon of flatness, the surrounding area was not.  In fact, when we weren’t on a speedway, we were either going slightly up or slightly down.  I had not counted on this when I made the effort of holding a 7-minute pace, or when I declared that I was going to try and PR, or when I told Otter he’d better run under 1:45 or face a public stoning.  But it was too early in the race for self doubt, so I continued to hammer onwards.  The next two miles would wrap around the speedway, reaching the highest point in the race: a pedestrian tunnel that arched over Concord Parkway’s six lanes of traffic.  By any reasonable person’s standards, this wasn’t a tough climb.  But I was racing a flat course ghost and couldn’t afford to slow down.  A fast wind was rushing through the links at the top of the tunnel and I watched as my pace slowed on my watch.

The downhill after this was a bit perilous.  Not only was it a steep slope to descend, but the ground was very wet.  I had collected a runner with a Universal Sole shirt along the way and he was right in my blind spot, drafting behind me.  I didn’t think too much about it and kept my pace.  Usually when this happens, we get separated at aid stations where I stop to walk.  But somehow we had kept together, stride for stride.  Around mile 5.5 we ran around the dirt track and faced a pretty nasty downhill.  We passed an aid station that had three empty tables and one poor girl filling as many cups as she could while still offering them to passing runners.  There weren’t many runners at my pace, so she was able to hold down the fort for the moment.

Mile 11.5 (Alexis on the right)

Mile 11.5 (Alexis on the right)

“I hope she gets some help soon,” I told Universal Sole.  “She’s about to get overrun.”

We kept on at just under 7 minutes per mile leading into the Dragway.  This was my favorite part of the course.  Universal Sole was still in my blind spot, matching each stride as we entered the seemingly interminable road, a brisk wind pushing against us.  It was so far it was difficult to see the turnaround, like those cartoon drawings of roads on the horizon.  On our left, the pace car passed us with two fleet-footed runners leading the pack.  I looked ahead and saw very few runners behind them, but always in groups.

“You look like you’re out for an easy stroll,” Universal said to me in quick gasps.
“Nope,” I replied in similar distress.  “I’m definitely feeling this.”
“Don’t worry, I’m not in your age group.”

I laughed at that last comment, but it also got me thinking.  Was I really competing for an age group award?  While I had placed third for males 25 through 29 at the Oak Barrel half last year, that had come as a surprise.  But this guy seemed to think that I was not only competing for it, but that I could actually do it.  There didn’t seem to be that many runners ahead of me, but surely those that I had seen were my age.  We finally reached the turnaround at mile 7, where we ran back to the entrance but with the wind at our backs.  I could see wave after wave of runners approaching, each larger than the one before it.  I eventually saw Otter, who was running with the 1:45 pace group.

“Hey Dan, how’s it goin’ brother?” he enthusiastically asked across the concrete divider, clearly interrupting whatever mid-run conversation he was having with the pacer.

I raised my fist in response.  I couldn’t help but think that Otter being glib meant he wasn’t running fast enough.  I would later learn that he assumed my non-verbal response meant that I was hurting.  He was partially correct.  While I finished mile 8 with a flat 7-minute mile, I was starting to worry that I wouldn’t be able to keep it up, painfully aware that we’d have a considerable uphill to conquer to make it back to the speedway.

The final stretch (Chris in the back)

The final stretch (Chris in the back)

I dropped Universal Sole at end of dragway, leaving him to find a new pacer.  Up ahead was a tall and surprisingly muscular runner who was wearing a white singlet with “USA” on the front.  I caught up to him before turning left into a parking lot and up, up, up we went towards another pedestrian tunnel.  Each time the road sloped higher, I felt myself leaning forward more.  Eventually, I felt like I was running on my toes, the road so close I felt like I could scratch it.  I wanted to slow down but I hadn’t built a buffer in the last 8 miles to let me “coast” to a new personal best.  Once at the top, with the highway beneath us, I was beat, exhausted and in no shape to keep it up.

The rain-soaked finish

The rain-soaked finish

After another steep downhill, we were back on the service roads surrounding the speedway, retracing our steps.  I passed mile 9 in 7:14, my slowest split yet.  At the top of a perfectly shaped hill, I looked down and saw that one of the safety pins on my bib loincloth had slipped out of the fabric of my shorts.  I stopped to fix it, and in doing so, let the runner with the white USA singlet pass me.  I picked it back up and kept him in my sights as we scaled hill after hill.  It wouldn’t be long before reaching what I call the “half” wall.  It’s like the symbolic wall that most marathoners hit around mile 22 except it doesn’t hit you in the legs, but in your lungs.

I crossed mile 10 in 7:11, my arms swinging wildly and my breathing loud enough to hear inside the stadium.  I groaned as I faced an ugly reality check: I would have to run 6:40 or faster for the rest of the race to finish under 1:30.  I was struggling to hold just over 7 and no amount of effusive optimism was going to help.  To add to my ever mounting list of hurdles, we were now entering the pit area of the speedway, whose multiple turns were acting like speed bumps.  USA Singlet had passed a pair of young runners in bright, neon colors and I followed suit.  I heard them curse as the three of us turned a corner into a fierce headwind.  A few steps later we’d see that the 11th mile marker had toppled.

It felt like an eternity but I was back on the oval, ready for another loop and then the finish line.  I crossed mile 12 in 7:08 and reached USA Singlet right as it began to rain.  We made the first turn, heading north, and faced the dreaded wind square in the chest.  I cursed loud enough for him to hear, but I don’t remember if he responded.  Harnessing what power I had left, I kicked the asphalt and ran in a straight line, through puddles and over slick paint, doing everything possible to avoid looking at my watch.  My next competitor was so far ahead I could barely see him.  With the stands empty, I felt like I was running completely alone.

0324_nc-half-marathon 05As I rounded the second turn, I saw the finish line ahead.  My watch already read 1:30 but I couldn’t make out the seconds, as if I were in a dream.  I turned my head and saw that USA Singlet was considerably far behind.  Though I couldn’t quite sprint, I let the tailwind push me forward to a 6:20 pace for the final stretch.  The announcer called me by name and I ran over the timing mats in 1:31:13, 26 seconds shy of my personal best.

It was now raining significantly.  I hobbled through the chute, taking only my medal before heading to the garage.  As I entered, the volunteers clapped and cheered like they had at Disney, which made me feel like a pretty special guy.  I smiled and threw two bashful thumbs up before getting a cookie.  I changed into dry clothes as fast as I could and went back to the finish line with an umbrella.  Despite the hustle, I missed Otter’s finishing sprint and ensuing PR.  However, I did manage to accidentally catch a subpar shot of his friend Chris on his way to the finish line.  The rain was coming down pretty hard and I was starting to get cold so I made my way back inside.  I stopped on the way to take another course shot and saw Alexis.  I bellowed some words of encouragement but her stare suggested she was in no mood for a pick-me-up.

(left to right): Me, Chris, Ashley, Lindsey, Otter, Alexis, Marla

(left to right): Me, Chris, Ashley, Lindsey, Otter, Alexis, Marla

About an hour later, we were gathered by the gear check, exchanging stories and waiting for the rest of the gang to finish.  Lindsey earned herself a PR with 1:54:17, Alexis fumed about her race experience with equal parts glee and hate, Chris lamented not catching up to Otter because of an unexpected bathroom trip.  In the middle of one of these talks, I saw Marla erupt from the crowd with an urgent look on her face.  I thought she was either going to tell us there was a fire outside or the British were coming.  Instead, she threw down news of a stellar 13-minute personal best.  So now it was just a matter of seeing whether Ashley had survived.

0324_nc-half-marathon 08Not only did she survive, but she beat her secret time goal of 2:30.  While we waited for her to emerge from the crowd, Otter checked the age-group awards.  As it turns out, something must have happened to all the truly fast half marathoners out there.  The superhumans who can churn out 1:10s or 1:20s must have developed an allergy to rain because their absence allowed me to win second in my age group and thirteenth overall.  In a field of 1,244 runners, I was flabbergasted.  So we stuck around for the awards ceremony and yours truly left the race with a bonus medal and a big, goofy grin.

After a round of showers, we took the party to Bad Daddy’s Burger Bar.  It was a funloving bunch that included all the runners plus Ashley’s parents, her brother and our good friend (and my pledge son) Nick, who made the drive up from Greenville to see us.  I had a few Kashmir IPAs and the “Mama Ricotta Burger” which included house-made mozzarella, pesto, vine-ripened tomatoes, pepperoncini and extra virgin olive oil.  Though I didn’t run my fastest half marathon that day, I’m pretty sure I set a personal best by eating that burger in four bites.

Double the LED

Double the LED

And so it was that on an excellent weekend spent with friends and family, I once again proved that I have cosmic powers, having kept the rains at bay until the very last mile, right when a nice refreshing douse was what I needed to finish strong.  I don’t have any more half marathons on the calendar, which hasn’t happened since the day before I signed up for my very first one over four years ago.  But I’ll be back to the distance once I’m done with these other insane undertakings.  With my luck, those too will be free of pesky rain.  I’ve managed to keep a pretty impressive streak going, so should you want to race in dry conditions, check out my calendar for the year and run with me.

That is, if you can keep up.

Marathon_Map 039 (NC)

2013 Race Schedule

I don’t usually have a perfectly solidified race schedule so early in the year.  At any given point, I have a few races set in stone with a select group waiting in the wings, either because I haven’t registered or because they have yet to graduate from “flight of fancy” to “official commitment.”  However, this year I am very confident that it has been completely mapped out through November.

The reason for my confidence actually stems from a comment Otter made to me a few days ago.  He said that (almost) every race on his radar has a purpose.  I looked at my own race calendar and had a similar epiphany.  With a few exceptions, the big races on my schedule were meaningful stepping stones of some sort, which made it easier to ink these events into my otherwise palimpsest of a calendar.  Though I haven’t officially registered for all of these, I decided to at least publish the schedule to keep me from flaking out on any of them.  And so, with great excitement and hope that I encounter no sudden injuries, this is the path that 2013 will take:

01-RNRNOLA
February 24, 2013
New Orleans, Louisiana

The Disney World Marathon was supposed to end my marathon-a-month streak and mark the beginning of my ultra regimen.  However, on something of a whim, I decided to go for the Rock ‘n Roll New Orleans Marathon.  If you’ve been following my adventures, you’ll find this choice of race a bit odd.  True, I’m not the biggest cheerleader for Competitor’s RNR series, but I refuse to run Louisiana in any other city and this is its only marathon.  The timing for this event wasn’t entirely whimsical though.  It has not escaped my notice that every marathon I’ve run since Des Moines has been slower than the previous.  Perhaps spacing them so close together has made it so I’m never fresh enough for a faster time.  So this will be my last shot at a fast marathon for a long time.

02-PALEO
March 16, 2013
Willow Springs, Illinois

I first saw the Paleozoic Trail Run on ultrarunner Jeff’s blog.  While the signature event is a 50k, the shorter 25k option looked like a great race to test our trail skills leading up to longer races.  I sent a link to Otter and he showed great interest, signing up almost immediately.  I was surprised at his enthusiasm, given that he has a loose rule about never signing up for inaugural races.  But here’s something intriguing, if not intimidating about their tagline: “Finish or Fossilize” which written on a T-Shirt is alone worth the registration fee.  Located just thirty minutes southwest of Chicago, it’s an easy race to reach and will surely give us a taste of the challenges to come later in the year.

03-NC
March 24, 2013
Charlotte, North Carolina

I originally wanted to run the NC Half Marathon in 2012 to continue a series of races that all had race tracks (Pomona Raceway, Kentucky Derby’s Churchill Downs and the Indianapolis 500) but airfare was unusually expensive and nobody else seemed interested.  So I tabled the race for 2013.  As of this writing, a group of 5 of us are registered and ready to start our engines.  While this race isn’t a building block of any kind, it will be the first half marathon I run since August and the last on my calendar for quite some time.  In other words, it’s my last shot at a fast half (perhaps even a PR), possibly until 2014.  Posting a record time will depend on the weather, but North Carolina can expect a bloodthirsty performance from me regardless.

04-GARMIN
April 20, 2013
Olathe, Kansas

You can’t run a marathon in  Kansas without it having some theme related to the Wizard of Oz.  Held three weeks before my first 50k race, I decided to use the Garmin Marathon in the Land of Oz as a training run.  By this point I will have spent a lot of time on trails and will simply want to strengthen my legs and steel my stomach.  My goal for this race will therefore be to run conservatively, practice my food intake and finish comfortably (in other words, avoid throwing up).

05-ICEAGEjpg
May 11, 2013
Ottawa Lake, Wisconsin

The Ice Age Trail Runs include a 50-miler and two shorter distances, a 50K and a half marathon.  In order to continue training for a much longer event later in the year, Otter and I decided to sign up for the Ice Age Trail 50k as our first venture past the 26.2-mile barrier (and no, I’m not counting his 26.5-mile Route 66 Marathon as an ultra, no matter how pedantically he tries to suggest it).  Running this will be similar to my first marathon; the next big event, the one where once again I’ll be unsure of the outcome and all excitement is slathered with a thick layer of trepidation.  While pictures from the event look gorgeous, I’m sure my face afterward will be far from comely.  It will be the single hardest race I’ve ever run.  That is, until …

06-NCR
August 24, 2013
Wellston, Michigan

… this guy.  I still don’t know how an undertaking as massive as running fifty consecutive miles could start with something as simple as a webchat at work.  You’d expect things like this to happen after a bear with a broadsword orders you to do it or if a band of marauders captures your children and leaves them fifty miles away, hungry and afraid.  But somehow I found myself receiving an email saying I was registered for the North Country Run 50-Miler, wondering how it was possible that I had signed up.  50-milers are for crazy people and I just run marathons.  In fact, I still can’t truly process what this is going to be like, but it will likely change me, for better or worse.  Given its date, there’s a good chance it’ll be warm and humid, so I’ll have to double-down on training and nutrition to ensure that I don’t donate my body to the dirt beneath the Manistee National Forest.

07-LEAVENWORTH
October 5, 2013
Leavenworth, Washington

This marathon isn’t a milestone of any sort by itself (besides being my first in the state).  In order to understand its significance in this story, you have to move to the next race.

08-LEAVENWORTH
October 6, 2013
Portland, Oregon

I doubled-up on half marathons in 2012, which meant that it was only a matter of time before I tried the same with the full distance.  Just like the North Country Run, it started off as a suggestion, which grew into an idea and finally became a commitment.  Given the distance, I will have to practice both steady discipline and measured food intake in order to successfully complete both races without hating myself too much.  There will be additional challenges, such as avoiding atrophy on the drive between cities and eating enough to both replenish and restock.

09-PHILADELPHIA
November 17, 2013
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Assuming that I survive everything so far, I’m aiming to run the Philadelphia Marathon because … well, because I want to.  It’s not part of a greater plan nor is it supposed to teach me anything.  It’s simply because after all the year’s meticulous orchestrations, I want to run something simply because I want to.  Isn’t that why we run in the first place?

Given that I haven’t signed up for all of these, there’s still a very real chance that this schedule may change.  However, I’ll do everything possible to stick with it and hold myself accountable.

But more importantly, I’ll need advice from all experienced runners on trail running, nutrition and doubling-up.  I’m going to face these challenges directly with little but intuition and my “stick-to-itiveness” as my wife once noted, but I will definitely need as many tips and tricks as possible.  All insight and anecdotes will be appreciated.

Onwards!

End of Year Recap (2012)

2012 was a huge year.  A complete game changer, no question.  If I were to never run again after this year, I would say I went out with a bang.  If I continue this “hobby” for decades to come, I will point to 2012 as the year in which I realized I was capable of more than I thought possible.  Not only did I get faster, I became more confident, at times almost recklessly so.  I broke through some significant barriers, pushed myself farther and reevaluated the idea of improvement.

It is for these reasons and several others that I will have to abandon any humility I may have as I write this post.  Seriously, if self-congratulatory fist-pumping gives you an allergic reaction, stop reading now or go find an EpiPen because your throat is about to close up.  In the words of a fellow blogger, I’m sorry I’m not sorry, but I am damn proud of what I have achieved this year.  I put in a ton of time and sweat into training every single week without fail, dealing with everything from heavy snow to blistering heat.  I cut back on beers (which is more than I can say for a close friend), kept the partying down at several birthdays, woke up too early over the summer and eliminated key staples of my diet like milk and peanut butter.  In other words, I’d better have something to show for these meaningful lifestyle changes.

While not every accomplishment can be represented with numbers or drawings, that’s where I will start.

Recap_2012

On geography alone, this was a crazy year.  Thanks to miles hoarding, road tripping, doubling-up and a few perfectly timed airline deals, I was able to complete twelve states, nine of which I had never visited in my life: Alabama, Arkansas, Tennessee, Kentucky, Virginia, Minnesota, Idaho, Montana, South Dakota, Iowa, Oklahoma and Nevada.

Race Stats

Half Marathons Run: 11
Fastest: 1:30:47 (Kentucky Derby Festival miniMarathon, PR)
Slowest: 2:08:32 (Madison Montana Half Marathon)*
Average: 1:39:55*

*1:37:04 is the average if we remove the lung-killing Montana race at 9,000+ feet.

Marathons Run: 6
Fastest: 3:25:12 (IMT Des Moines Marathon, PR)
Slowest: 3:54:38 (Run Crazy Horse Marathon)
Average: 3:37:54

Top 3 Half Marathon Medals:

Oak Barrel Half Marathon (#1)

Oak Barrel Half Marathon (#1)

Kentucky Derby Festival miniMarathon (#2)

Kentucky Derby Festival miniMarathon (#2)

Mercedes-Benz Half Marathon (#3)

Mercedes-Benz Half Marathon (#3)

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Top 3 Marathon Medals:

Williams Route 66 Marathon (#1)

Williams Route 66 Marathon (#1)

Run Crazy Horse Marathon (#2)

Run Crazy Horse Marathon (#2)

Little Rock Marathon (#3)

Little Rock Marathon (#3)

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Worst Medal of 2012: It was actually a great year for medals.  I can’t really find one that I truly dislike all that much.  However, if I had to pick one, it would be Idaho Falls, whose generic and rusty design I forgave because of its tiny field, excellent organization and post-race food spread.

Number of fellow runners: 142,971
Biggest race: 34,301 (Shamrock Shuffle 8K)
Smallest race: 69 (Madison Montana Half Marathon)

Mileage Stats:

Miles Run: 1,366.6 (new record, previously held by 2011: 1,195 miles)
Average Pace: 7:53 (new record, previously held by 2010: 7:55)
Race Miles Run: 329.4 (new record, previously held by 2011: 266.8 miles)
Average Pace: 7:50 (new record, previously held by 2010: 7:52 miles)

0129_miamihalf 01So there you have it.  I ran the most miles of any previous year, the most race miles, kept the fastest yearly pace and secured a PR at every single major race distance.  I broke 20 minutes at the 5K three times, broke 41 minutes at the 10K, ran under 1:33 three times at the half marathon and broke 3:30 twice at the full distance.  My average marathon finishing time of 3:37:54 was over three minutes faster than last year’s PR.  I ran a record number of races (24) and finished a record number of states (12).  I even managed two half marathons on consecutive days without serious consequences.

0407_1_oakbarrelhalf 25I also stopped being afraid of certain numbers.  I no longer doubt myself when I see a sub-7 pace in a half marathon split.  A sub-8 marathon split used to be a red flag, a sign that race myopia had taken over and that I’d soon regret it.  Not so much anymore.  Thanks to the lessons I learned in 2012, I have realized that it’s good to be aggressive sometimes, especially if the weather is perfect.  I feel I owe it to myself to go as hard as possible, even if I think I’m exhausting my limits.  Because of this attitude, I won my first age group award at the Oak Barrel Half Marathon.  And then I won three more.  I placed in the top 1% of finishers three times and earned a top 500 finisher in Indy.

0427_louisville 08But all these stats are meaningful only to one person: me.  I honestly don’t expect anyone to analyze and digest them or derive any sort of real conclusion from them.  Besides, everyone is different.  A sub-elite marathoner would see my results and pat my head with a mix of encouragement and pity, like a Bengal tiger staring down at a fat, Manx cat.  Similarly, there are those who consider me fast.  To them I say, you can definitely catch up to me.  It’s just a matter of gradual progress with a few spikes of reckless speed here and there.  But regardless of whether these “other” people are faster or slower, they really are what make the sport fun for me.

0505_mini 12Because I never run, I train.  I prepare.  Every single time I lace up and go outside or hit the treadmill, it’s in preparation for a race, which is like a training run except I die sooner, usually surrounded by others doing the same thing.  On occasion, I see familiar faces because I’ve coerced them into running with me.

mono-locoHere are 2012’s repeat offenders:

Otter (10 races, running hetero-lifemate status maintained)
Danielle / T-Rex (4)
Marla (4)
Greg (4)
Steve (3)
Nolan (2)
Regan (2)
Jeff (2)
Jim (2)

And therein lies the core of how awesome 2012 was.  While it’s true that I enjoy running and traveling by themselves, no race trip is ever made worse with company.  Not only did I get to run a ton of races with close friends, but I made new ones whose racing adventures will surely continue to overlap with mine.  finish-lineMuch like last year, I got the chance to hang out with friends from bygone times (college, high school and even middle school) both on and off the course.  I visited three enormous monuments (Crazy Horse, Mount Rushmore and the Hoover Dam), played spectator at the best race in the world, ran two races under 20°F, one above 9,000 feet and wolfed down amazing post-run burgers at Flip (AL), Bluegrass Brewing Company (KY), Blue Door (MN), Zombie (IA), Holsteins (NV) and more.

Did I also mention that I got married this year, a huge spike in my yearlong endorphin high?

0826_halfmadness 03But though 2012 was a year to remember fondly, it ended with a foot injury that I’m currently nursing.  Yes, I ran far too aggressively over the last three months without enough downtime or cross-training.  At least I think that explains it.  In fact, it shouldn’t surprise me at all that something happened, given how much additional work my feet and legs did this year, especially in the latter half.  But the optimist in me says that this is just another lesson that has to be learned.  Nobody’s invincible and even the meanest streak comes to an end.

In the words of a mighty wizard, “All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.”  As I continue to move forward in life, keeping close ties with old friends and meeting new people, I’m thrilled that I can do it all by doing what the human body does best: run.  With every additional mile, I am reminded not only that I am fulfilling an evolutionary goal, but that happiness is a choice and not a consequence.  Some people run because they feel they have to – to maniac-dinnerlose weight or to mitigate the effects of a greasy meal.  I run because I want to, because I enjoy every step.

So can 2013 live up to these impossibly high standards?  I hope so.  I’m shifting focus away from speed and towards endurance, made most apparent by two races looming on the horizon: the Ice Age Trail 50k and the North Country Run 50-miler.  Though I certainly want to recover quickly and get back into a regular pattern of training, my left foot isn’t letting me just yet.  The Disney Marathon starts off 2013 in just under 3 weeks, which means I’m furiously rewriting my training regimen to keep 1215_1_hooverdammarathon 03fitness levels up without hurting myself further.  Tune in on January 14 to see if that happened.

And on that note, I bid ye all a Happy New Year.  May you achieve your goals, learn from your mistakes and keep pressing onwards with an insatiable desire to live.  Because we must always remember that whatever we do in this sport, we do ourselves.  Sometimes we receive encouragement from others and in certain instances we might get swept up in someone else’s training plan.  But at the end of the day, what you do and the choices you make are yours.  You plan, you prepare, you follow through and lastly, you learn.

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